This isn't a bikini, it's body paint.

A few weeks ago, a story we ran caused a brief stir in town when we announced there weren't any rules prohibiting anyone from burring a dead relative, or anyone for that matter, on their property.

The city council is expected to put a stop to that at the next meeting.

The day after our city puts this issue to rest, the city of Kanab, Utah, is expected to deal with a city ordinance that has caused a great deal of reaction in its city.

Because of an oversight I wasn't able to fully make sense of, the city council made it illegal to wear bikinis at the city pool.

The city will most likely change the rule and allow bikinis and Speedos to be worn.

However, the pool won't be open for anything goes as City Councilwoman Nina Laycook is going to push for a ban against string bikinis and thongs.

No one's really sure why she won't take the ban one step further and extend the ban to Speedos because, really, who wants to see a guy walking around in a tighter, spandex version of whitie-tighties?

(Check out this advice: Here's something for any gentleman who may be reading this: If you look good in a Speedo, you will look even better in virtually any other kind of swimsuit. http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/... )

If the town of Kanab sounds familiar to you, it's because you've either driven through Utah or remember the headlines the town made in 2006 when the same council passed a resolution favoring the "natural family" to favor a bread-winning husband, a stay-at home wife and a "full quiver of children."

To comply with this resolution, council meetings are probably held in Laycook's basement. However, that report couldn't be confirmed.

In defiance of the ban and the resolution, be sure to take a few minutes and check out these links to pictures of bikini-wearing women who've made their living outside of their homes.

The ever famous Sport's Illustrated collection: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/feature...

Google's collection: http://images.google.com/images?client=s...

Proof that Fox News reporters are useful for something: http://www.mynippon.com/blogs/index.php/... and http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_girls_of_...

Here's a story about two guys who used bikini pictures to get off, I mean out of, jail. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3171...

And if you're a mom that would like to wear a bikini this summer but don't feel ready to yet, here's a helpful link: http://www.oprah.com/tows/slide/200511/2...