McCain's vice president should be...

The Republican candidate, John McCain, needs to pick a candidate that lets him play both the race and sex card in the election to balance out the Democrat's ticket.

The pick must appeal to whites, blacks and other minorities as well as men and women at the same time.

There's only one person who can be all those things in one: Michael Jackson.

Jackson embodies the American spirt and is proof the American dream still exist today.

Because, where else, other than America, could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

You truly can become whatever you set your mind to (or as close as surgery and other medical treatment will allow) and Jackson will remind voters this.

McCain and Jackson '08.

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Aaow

I Took My Baby

On A Saturday Bang

Boy Is That Girl With You

Yes We're One And The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles

And A Miracle

Has Happened Tonight

Hee

But, If

You're Thinkin'

About My Baby

It Don't Matter If You're

Black Or White

Ooo...

They Print My Message

In The Saturday Sun

I Had To Tell Them

I Ain't Second To None

And I Told About Equality

An It's True

Either You're Wrong

Or You're Right

Aooo

But, If

You're Thinkin'

About My Baby

It Don't Matter If You're

Black Or White

Hee

Go, yeah

Hee, hee

I Am Tired Of This Devil

I Am Tired Of This Stuff

I Am Tired Of This Business

Sew When The

Going Gets Rough

I Ain't Scared Of

Your Brother

I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets

I Ain't Scare Of Nobody

Girl When The

Goin' Gets Mean

(L. T. B. Rap Performance)

Protection

For Gangs, Clubs

And Nations

Causing Grief In

Human Relations

It's A Turf War

On A Global Scale

I'd Rather Hear Both Sides

Of The Tale

See, It's Not About Races

Just Places

Faces

Where Your Blood

Comes From

Is Where Your Space Is

I've Seen The LIGHT

Get Duller

I'm Not Going To Spend

My Life Being A Color

(Michael)

Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me

When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

Hee, hee

But, If

You're Thinkin' About My Baby

It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If

You're Thinkin' Of

Being My Baby

It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If

You're Thinkin' Of

Being My Brother

It Don't Matter If You're

Black Or White

No, no , alright

Ooh, Ooh

Alright

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Now

Alright , alright

Ooh, Ooh

Shomon

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Now

Alright

Ooh, Ooh

It's Black, It's White

It's Tough For You

To Get By

It's Black , It's White, Whoo

Ooh, Ooh

It's Black, It's White

It's Tough For You

To Get By

It's Black , It's White, Whoo