Well, I Guess It’s Time….Why Not……

I'm not overjoyed with our GOP candidates, and I KNOW I'm not gonna vote to re-elect Obama, or anyone ELSE back there, So with Trump thinking about it, Palin possibly considering, and maybe a few others, I might as well jump in there too!

You know.....I actually DID get two "write-in"votes for mayor this year.

With those two previous political votes, and my having attended the 2008 GOP Convention in Sandpoint as an Elmore County Delegate.........why heck, under the "vetting criteria" we use TODAY.........THAT should certainly  qualify me for a run for the PRESIDENCY!.....shouldn't it?

Realizing that a fully-qualified candidate must possess the sterling qualities of being able to LIE, CHEAT & STEAL.....I can qualify there too.

Because I know the media will track me clear back to the delivery room, I'll just "fess up" now and get it out of the way.  I used to LIE to my folks, that I never sneaked out the back door at night and got into mischief.  In high school, it was not above me to CHEAT on tests by looking over onto the desk beside me and copy off of HIS paper (which incidently doesn't work very well when THAT guy is dumber than YOU are!)

Back in school and on the "hill", when I was running with my "hooligan friends"........things were known to come up missing, so that would take care of the STEALING part.    So AGAIN, I feel like I'm fully qualified to lead this country.

On the "other side" of things, having served in TWO branches of the armed forces over a 22-year span........I think that should come into play somewhere if a guy was looking to be a COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.  I mean, I would be the LAST man to just toss our troops into harm's way for no reason.........(having had to do it myself once).

I wouldn't let us be dictated to by the U.N. either-----because there wouldn't BE one.  Not HERE anyway, and we wouldn't be a part of it.                               

I'd look after our Constitution.  Not just the 2nd Amendment, but ALL of it.  If it wouldn't have flown with our founders, it won't fly with us TODAY either!

There'll be no more taxes on purchases of used cars, or anything ELSE that's 2nd hand.  It was already taxed once to BEGIN with.  The "governor" doesn't need to "get HIS", everytime you buy something.

America will come first under my administration, and there'll be no more Mexican flags (or any OTHER) flown from U.S. Post Office flagpoles like THIS one in Maywood , California!  The only flag that should be up there is OURS!

Pukes like THIS get deported or shot....their choice.....right along with anyone on Capitol Hill who's allegiances run with lobbyists and not with the people.

At this point, I'd like to tell everyone that I've had a slight "change of heart" on "Foreign Aid."  We've always been a generous, giving country, and a we've always been a proud people.

But with US being in the toilet now.........I think we should not be too proud to ACCEPT "foreign aid" as it comes flowing in from everywhere!....(and don't hold your breath on THAT one!)

We did just fine without the IRS  prior to 1913, we can do it again.  The government can live on a budget like the rest of us have to.

There'll be a 10% tax across the board,  If you make $1,000 a month, you pay 100 bucks.  If you're a "rich guy" and make $100,000 a month, YOUR "10%" will be ten thousand..............It doesn't get anymore "fair" than that.  The "rich" don't get any "breaks", lower end has to "kick-in"....and the "middle class" doesn't have to shoulder the heaviest portion.  Everyone DOES "pay their fair share."

And if 10% is good enough for GOD, it's enough for the government.

Defense spending will be allocated to guard OUR borders, no one else's.  All overseas bases will be closed, and all troops and equipment will be brought home to guard OUR shores and borders.

We need fuel and the Arabs need to eat.  We will DRILL.  In the meantime, if OPEC wants to sell us oil, the exchange will be one barrel of oil for each bushel of wheat.

"Fair trade" with ANY country will be on an even-exchange basis.  No ships dock in here from China or anywhere else LOADED....then go back empty.

I will be especially tough on crime.  A convicted murderer gets ONE appeal and then he's gone.   The taxpayers aren't supporting these guys for a quarter of a century or more.   And he gets put to death the same way his victims did.  The Death Penalty with be extended to drug dealers and child molesters as well.

I will appoint Sheriff Joe Arpaio as the new U.S. Attorney General, and Governor Jan Brewer as the new head of Homeland Security.  Ron Paul would head the Treasury Department.

I would make Congressional pay raises a matter of public approval.  The TAXPAYERS would decide whether or not congress has done an efficient enough job to warrant a pay raise.  They can earn THEIR raises, the same way YOU have to.

The illegals will "DEPORT THEMSELVES", because I would write an executive order to IMPRISON anyone who hires an illegal for a minimum of 25 years, confiscation of his business, and NO CHANCE for parole.  If you want to work, you WILL be a legal citizen.

Like crows & starlings in the backyard........stop FEEDING them and they'll quit coming.  (You may gather that there will be NO MORE AID OR FOOD STAMPS for them either.)  No expense at all to deport them all....they'll leave on their own when there's NOTHING  HERE for them.

ALL welfare recipients WILL be drug-tested............hey----the guy who's WORKING for the money you're getting had to be drug-tested-------you aren't anybody special.

There'll be no more "pressing 1 for English."  Learn to speak it or leave.

The DRAFT will be re-instated.  It not only makes for better citizens........but if this country is good enough to live in, it's good enough to fight for.........and freedom isn't free.

There's all kinds of "parties" floating around these days....I'm just gonna be sort of an "American Party"....because I stand with our founders, not those liars and thieves who are running the show today.

I'm just gonna write my OWN name on the primary ballot next year, because I'll be the only one on that ballot sheet that I would TRUST!

Remember "Zook" for President, 2012

"A vote for me, is a vote for me!"     (pretty catchy, eh?)