The “OTHER” Girl in my Car

Posted Monday, September 26, 2011, at 8:14 PM

If you see me around town on one of those "perfect" days when I'm out in my old Oldsmobile, I'm usually by myself, just cruising & "dis-connecting " from 2011.

When you see somebody in it WITH me, nine times out of ten, it's my pretty wife Donna. But over the past several months, there's been ANOTHER blonde riding around with me, and Donna doesn't mind it in the least. In FACT, it was HER IDEA, and she even went online and made it happen. This girl not only rides around with me, but she hasn't got a stitch of clothes on, either!

Beautiful gal, totally nude, and my wife is "OK with it! Pretty open-minded, eh? And Donna HERSELF made it happen!

When Marilyn Monroe first came to Hollywood, she was hurting for money to the point of posing nude for the new Playboy magazine, and became a hugely famous calendar girl. For you newer folks out there, what you're looking at is her picture in what we used to call a "necker's knob", that clamped to your steering wheel. The idea was to allow you to steer with the left hand and put your arm around your girlfriend with the right hand.

Like "fuzzy dice", a necker's knob is a VERY FIFTIES accessory. Donna is a big-time Marilyn & Elvis fan. I don't know where she found this, but she gave it to me and said "THIS would look PERFECT in your Olds!...........................and it DOES!

Man, even with the radio off, I can still hear it, so long ago...........

Wolfman: "ANSWER THE PHONE, DUMMY!"

the guy: "Eddie's Pizza."

Wolfman: "Hey man, you got any of those secret agent spy scopes?"

the guy: "Infra-red on a stethoscope?"

Wolfman: "No man......secret agent SPY scopes, the ones that pull in the stars, the planets, the satellites....and the little-bitty space men?"

the guy: "I think you've got the wrong number, pardner!"

Wolfman: .........."BYE!!"

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Way too cool Mike. How's the hand?

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Mon, Sep 26, 2011, at 8:46 PM
I love nostalgia...........Marilyn posed nude before playboy. She was on a calender in the 50's.

Your blog might get the thumbs down from Brenda in the morning because of the pics. LOL!

-- Posted by MsMarylin on Mon, Sep 26, 2011, at 10:07 PM
Looks like your pictures are here to stay...... I'm happy about that because I have been working on a blog about Nudity and I was a little worried about adding pictures. Hopefully I can find some that won't offend any one that will be safe to put in my story.

-- Posted by MsMarylin on Tue, Sep 27, 2011, at 9:13 AM
I just read this, and was surprised the pics stayed....happily surprised. They are clssic.

Good story, and glad you're enjoying Wolfman

-- Posted by jessiemiller on Wed, Sep 28, 2011, at 2:41 PM

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