I Don't Like Wednesdays

Today is Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving. Wife and I have to run up to Boise this morning, something I never look forward to. I don't like having to drive in that town, and I particularly don't like Wednesdays, which are traditionally the WORST days of any week.

"WEDNESDAY is the worst day of the week??" you might reply?

Sure is.

Examine if you will, the story of the guy who died and went to hell.

He gets down there and the devil is showing him around, talking to him, and the conversation went like this:

Devil: "Were you a drinking man when you were on the earth?"

Guy: "Yeah, I was an alcoholic. Probably one of the reasons I ended up down here."

Devil: "Well, don't get all bummed out. You'll like it here on Mondays. Mondays are GREAT!"

Guy: "MONDAYS??....Mondays SUCK! Mondays aren't good ANYWHERE!"

Devil: "Oh you'll like them HERE. I have an unending supply of booze. Every Monday we all get together and drink...whiskey, beer, wine, moonshine, you name it! We just sit around every Monday and get drunk all day long!"

Guy: "Really?"

Devil: "Would I lie to you?"

..............a few minutes later as they pass another blast furnace...................

Devil: "Were you a smoker as well?"

Guy: "Yeah............two packs a day......another vice of mine, and probably another reason I ended up down here....."

Devil: "Well now, don't be depaired....you'll enjoy Tuesdays....Tuesdays are good here too!"

Guy: "What happens on Tuesdays?"

Devil: "I have an UNLIMITED supply of tobacco down here! Every Tuesday, we all get together and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, even marijuana.....it's so smokey down here every Tuesday, it looks like the City of Pittsburgh!"

Guy: "WOW......contrary to what I used to hear on the earth...this "hell" business doen't sound like it's gonna be all that bad!"

.............they walked a few more feet, and the devil stopped him...........

Devil: "Oh, before I forget, I meant to ask you.......are you gay?

Guy: "NO!!!!!"

Devil: "Well, you ain't gonna like WEDNESDAYS!"

...................be safe out there today, and watch your backs!