Here is the future.
If Red Green had moderated last night's presidential debate, it might have gone very differently.
Red Green is a Canadian humorist. His television show aired on PBS for many years. With your permission, I will take poetic license here and give you a political point of view with some of his quotes.
Red's most memorable line: "If The Women Don't Find You Handsome, They Should At Least Find You Handy."
His views on creating jobs: "All it it takes is a little imagination, mechanical ability and neighbors who mind their own business."
Attitude about women's issues: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.
Foreign Policy: Our borders could easily be closed with judicious use of duct tape.
Military pursuits: Secret weapon duct tape.
The Economy: "(as he duct tapes a spare tire to the flat tire) This is only temporary, unless it works.
2nd Term Bid: "If it ain't broke, you're not trying."
And lastly, a commentary on his record, "I either have a plan or I am an idiot."