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Roy Pratt

Humor 10/26

Posted Wednesday, October 26, 2011, at 8:55 PM
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  • BTW, this blog is open to whoever would like to post non-political humor.

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 9:42 PM
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    Sign behind an Amish carriage:

    "Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

    CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

    -- Posted by workingbee on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 10:09 PM
  • Roy:

    We can all be flexible in our blogs. Humor is always appreciated.

    -- Posted by KH Gal on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 10:39 PM
  • workingbee, my day started with a smile, thanks.

    Thanks Bonnie.

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 5:52 AM
  • THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

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    >>After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

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    >> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

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    >>The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive.

    >>"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

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    >>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

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    >>"Trust me," said the doctor.

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    >>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

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    >> He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

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    >>'1'

    >>'2'

    >>'3'

    >>'4'

    >>'5'

    >>(you'll love this...)

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    >>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

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    >> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,

    >>Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia and..........

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    >>ALL of Washington DC.

    -- Posted by arsenal on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 6:55 PM
  • OMG amm01, where did you get this gem? It's great!!

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 7:18 PM
  • A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a TGIF t-shirt.

    The friend asks: 'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday T-shirt on Monday?'

    'Oh crap!' says the blonde ... 'I didn't realise it was a religious T-shirt ... I thought it meant TaTas Go In Front.'

    -- Posted by arsenal on Fri, Oct 28, 2011, at 6:13 AM
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