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Humor 10/26

Posted Wednesday, October 26, 2011, at 8:55 PM

Courtesy  Readers Digest.

Ladies, don't think I'll only post humor about women. Men will get theirs.

 

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic."

Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: "I'm using rubber."


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BTW, this blog is open to whoever would like to post non-political humor.

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 9:42 PM

Sign behind an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

-- Posted by workingbee on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 10:09 PM

Roy:

We can all be flexible in our blogs. Humor is always appreciated.

-- Posted by KH Gal on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 10:39 PM

workingbee, my day started with a smile, thanks.

Thanks Bonnie.

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 5:52 AM

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

>>

>>After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

>>

>> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

>>

>>The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive.

>>"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

>>

>>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

>>

>>"Trust me," said the doctor.

>>

>>

>>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

>>

>> He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

>>

>>'1'

>>'2'

>>'3'

>>'4'

>>'5'

>>(you'll love this...)

>>

>>

>>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

>>

>> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,

>>Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia and..........

>>

>>ALL of Washington DC.

-- Posted by arsenal on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 6:55 PM

OMG amm01, where did you get this gem? It's great!!

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Thu, Oct 27, 2011, at 7:18 PM

A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a TGIF t-shirt.

The friend asks: 'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday T-shirt on Monday?'

'Oh crap!' says the blonde ... 'I didn't realise it was a religious T-shirt ... I thought it meant TaTas Go In Front.'

-- Posted by arsenal on Fri, Oct 28, 2011, at 6:13 AM


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I'm an almost 61 year old transplant from California 6 1/2 years ago. I work in road construction, those dastardly flaggers. My family roots go back to New England farms, not the big city. The last town I lived in when in California grew from 16K to 40K in 10 years, and that was enough to drive me out. I don't engage in or tolerate name calling. Name calling reduces an adult discussion to grade school play yard level. I have never served in the military, but have family members who have, dating back to WW1. I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I am neither extremely Liberal or Conservative. I am raising my 16 year old grandson, not what I expected at this age, and dealing with those issues as well as my health and near retirement which are 2 things I intend to talk about. I decided to try my hand at this thanks to the warm welcome I have received on Mike's blog. When I take a position, I will defend it until I am shown that I am mistaken, and when that happens, I apologize. There are other things about me that will come out over time I'm sure.