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Humor 10/26Posted Wednesday, October 26, 2011, at 8:55 PM
Courtesy Readers Digest.
Ladies, don't think I'll only post humor about women. Men will get theirs.
My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic." Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: "I'm using rubber." Comments Showing comments in chronological order [Show most recent comments first] |
A View From The Independent Side  - Archives - Blog RSS feed ![[Feed icon]](http://www.mountainhomenews.com/images/icons/feed-icon-14x14.png){kind=icon} - Comments RSS feed - Send email to Roy Pratt - Login I'm an almost 61 year old transplant from California 6 1/2 years ago. I work in road construction, those dastardly flaggers. My family roots go back to New England farms, not the big city. The last town I lived in when in California grew from 16K to 40K in 10 years, and that was enough to drive me out. I don't engage in or tolerate name calling. Name calling reduces an adult discussion to grade school play yard level.
I have never served in the military, but have family members who have, dating back to WW1. I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I am neither extremely Liberal or Conservative. I am raising my 16 year old grandson, not what I expected at this age, and dealing with those issues as well as my health and near retirement which are 2 things I intend to talk about. I decided to try my hand at this thanks to the warm welcome I have received on Mike's blog. When I take a position, I will defend it until I am shown that I am mistaken, and when that happens, I apologize. There are other things about me that will come out over time I'm sure.
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BTW, this blog is open to whoever would like to post non-political humor.
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"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.
CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
Roy:
We can all be flexible in our blogs. Humor is always appreciated.
workingbee, my day started with a smile, thanks.
Thanks Bonnie.
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
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>>After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
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>> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
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>>The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive.
>>"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
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>>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
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>>"Trust me," said the doctor.
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>>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
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>> He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
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>>'1'
>>'2'
>>'3'
>>'4'
>>'5'
>>(you'll love this...)
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>>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
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>> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
>>Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia and..........
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>>ALL of Washington DC.
OMG amm01, where did you get this gem? It's great!!
A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a TGIF t-shirt.
The friend asks: 'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday T-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' says the blonde ... 'I didn't realise it was a religious T-shirt ... I thought it meant TaTas Go In Front.'