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My attempt at humor for the day

Posted Tuesday, October 25, 2011, at 6:17 AM

First of all, my apologies to those who may be offended, but hey, I heard it from Yahoo.

 

LAST WEEK, IN OREGON, after she thought she had run out of gas, a blonde pushed her BMW into a Portland gas station and asked the attendant for help. She said, her car simply died. He worked on it for a few minutes, and got it idling smoothly again. So she asked him, "What's the story?" He replied, "Oh, just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "And how often do I have to do that?!"


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First smile of the Day Roy.

-- Posted by KH Gal on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:24 AM

Made me smile also.

Mike, get up and have your coffee!

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:28 AM

But Mike, everyone needs to laugh at least once a day. And laughter is good for the blood pressure. Look it up.

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:41 AM

Uh Mike, you forgot the link.

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 8:31 AM

For another hour of fun on you-tube, watch the Cleverly's. They are an odd bunch, but their music is pretty good. Blue Grass interpretation of Rock Music.

-- Posted by KH Gal on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 10:51 AM

I just want more jokes from Roy.... I like this My attempt at humor of the day.... I need a good laugh at the end of the day and this was nice... thanks Roy

-- Posted by workingbee on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 10:11 PM

I'll work on it workingbee.

-- Posted by royincaldwell on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 7:44 PM


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I'm an almost 61 year old transplant from California 6 1/2 years ago. I work in road construction, those dastardly flaggers. My family roots go back to New England farms, not the big city. The last town I lived in when in California grew from 16K to 40K in 10 years, and that was enough to drive me out. I don't engage in or tolerate name calling. Name calling reduces an adult discussion to grade school play yard level. I have never served in the military, but have family members who have, dating back to WW1. I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I am neither extremely Liberal or Conservative. I am raising my 16 year old grandson, not what I expected at this age, and dealing with those issues as well as my health and near retirement which are 2 things I intend to talk about. I decided to try my hand at this thanks to the warm welcome I have received on Mike's blog. When I take a position, I will defend it until I am shown that I am mistaken, and when that happens, I apologize. There are other things about me that will come out over time I'm sure.