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Roy Pratt
Almost 65 and retired. Raised by an East Coast liberal. I am also a child of the sixties.
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My attempt at humor for the day

Posted Tuesday, October 25, 2011, at 6:17 AM

First of all, my apologies to those who may be offended, but hey, I heard it from Yahoo.

 

LAST WEEK, IN OREGON, after she thought she had run out of gas, a blonde pushed her BMW into a Portland gas station and asked the attendant for help. She said, her car simply died. He worked on it for a few minutes, and got it idling smoothly again. So she asked him, "What's the story?" He replied, "Oh, just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "And how often do I have to do that?!"

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  • First smile of the Day Roy.

    -- Posted by KH Gal on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:24 AM

  • Made me smile also.

    Mike, get up and have your coffee!

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:28 AM

  • But Mike, everyone needs to laugh at least once a day. And laughter is good for the blood pressure. Look it up.

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 7:41 AM

  • Uh Mike, you forgot the link.

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 8:31 AM

  • For another hour of fun on you-tube, watch the Cleverly's. They are an odd bunch, but their music is pretty good. Blue Grass interpretation of Rock Music.

    -- Posted by KH Gal on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 10:51 AM
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    I just want more jokes from Roy.... I like this My attempt at humor of the day.... I need a good laugh at the end of the day and this was nice... thanks Roy

    -- Posted by workingbee on Tue, Oct 25, 2011, at 10:11 PM

  • I'll work on it workingbee.

    -- Posted by royincaldwell on Wed, Oct 26, 2011, at 7:44 PM
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