My attempt at humor for the dayPosted Tuesday, October 25, 2011, at 6:17 AM
First of all, my apologies to those who may be offended, but hey, I heard it from Yahoo.
LAST WEEK, IN OREGON, after she thought she had run out of gas, a blonde pushed her BMW into a Portland gas station and asked the attendant for help. She said, her car simply died. He worked on it for a few minutes, and got it idling smoothly again. So she asked him, "What's the story?" He replied, "Oh, just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "And how often do I have to do that?!"
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I'm an almost 61 year old transplant from California 6 1/2 years ago. I work in road construction, those dastardly flaggers. My family roots go back to New England farms, not the big city. The last town I lived in when in California grew from 16K to 40K in 10 years, and that was enough to drive me out. I don't engage in or tolerate name calling. Name calling reduces an adult discussion to grade school play yard level. I have never served in the military, but have family members who have, dating back to WW1. I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I am neither extremely Liberal or Conservative. I am raising my 16 year old grandson, not what I expected at this age, and dealing with those issues as well as my health and near retirement which are 2 things I intend to talk about. I decided to try my hand at this thanks to the warm welcome I have received on Mike's blog. When I take a position, I will defend it until I am shown that I am mistaken, and when that happens, I apologize. There are other things about me that will come out over time I'm sure.
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