PC or not PC?

Posted Saturday, November 14, 2009, at 12:20 AM

Politically incorrect	PC
1. criminal	victim of oppression
2. crook	morally challenged
3. abortion	a choice (near life experience)
4. bald	comb-free or hair challenged
5. Broken Home	Dysfunctional family

6. blind opitically non-receptive

7. Bum	displaced drinker or involuntarily domiciled
8. censorship	selective speech
9. cheating	borrowing knowledge
10. clumsy	uniquely coordinated
11. Geek	unsocial intelligence
12. garbageman	sanitation engineer

13. coward reserved indifference

14. dead	life challenged
15. dirty old man	mid-life crisis
16. child running wild	child adjusting metabolic balances
17. unwed mother	single mom (not to be confused with divorced mother)
18. dishonest	ethically disoriented
19. homelessness	mortgage-free living
20. hunter	bambi butcher,

meat mercenary, animal assassin

21. ignorant	factually unencumbered
22. insane	mental explorer
23. lazy	free-spirit
24. stray/abandoned pets	animal refugees
25. mercy killer	compassionate rescuer
26. messy	eclectic
27. old person	mature elderly
28. pregnant	temporary rider
29. prison guard	correctional officer
30. juvenile delinquents	children at risk

HAVE FUN WITH THAT. HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE.

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So in the same vein short people=vertically challenged

-- Posted by mhbouncer on Mon, Nov 16, 2009, at 11:46 PM

Junkyard: I laughed, couldn't help it. That was funny.

OM: I really liked: Repo person-asset recovery agent. Good one.

-- Posted by kimkovac on Mon, Nov 16, 2009, at 7:18 PM

Fat-horizontally challenged or horizontally generous (your choice).

Poor-economically challenged.

Uneducated-held back/repressed.

Repo person-asset recovery agent.

Obama's Healthcare plan-prescribed population control.

-- Posted by OpinionMissy on Mon, Nov 16, 2009, at 4:56 PM

Here's one for ya'. Wanna' know what's cool about dating homeless chicks?...When the date ends, you can drop them off anywhere.

Come on folks, you know that's funny.

-- Posted by junkyard dog on Sun, Nov 15, 2009, at 5:18 PM

I love it. It's perfectly ok to have fun with this. I want to hear more examples. Junkyard, I really liked the drug dealer/unlicensed Pharmacist. If one of them read this, it just might start a new name trend. Could you imagine seeing that in the newspaper. Local police arrested a top unlicensed pharmacist today. Though he resisted arrest with artistic displays of his street-smart skills, the police officers were able to restrain him in the most humanly compassionate way. It was later discovered that the man was also an undocumented worker with a record of taking unauthorised withdrawals in other state banks. Of course, he is the unfortunate victim of society due to coming from a disfunctional family where he suffered from being a child at risk. He was released later that day when he promised that he would enroll in school and become a licensed pharmacist.

-- Posted by kimkovac on Sun, Nov 15, 2009, at 10:31 AM

36. Short - vertically challenged

-- Posted by Beau on Sat, Nov 14, 2009, at 9:21 PM

33. Drug Dealer....Unlicensed Pharmacist

34. Illegal Alien...Undocumented Worker

35. Bank Robbery...Unauthorised Withdrawal

-- Posted by junkyard dog on Sat, Nov 14, 2009, at 8:31 PM

Here's one my Grandson got in trouble with at school

32. Mexican---- Hispanic

-- Posted by MsMarylin on Sat, Nov 14, 2009, at 10:31 AM

Good one. Thanks.

-- Posted by kimkovac on Sat, Nov 14, 2009, at 6:24 AM

31. obsessive- fixation towards nonsense topics

-- Posted by censored on Sat, Nov 14, 2009, at 12:56 AM

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