No... no no no...

These are the words to the last verse of Taylor Swift's Should have said no," a song about a guy stupid enough to say yes to another girl while dating Taylor.

I heard these words on my way into work this morning and couldn't help thinking, if you're dating Taylor Swift, is there another girl worth cheating on her with? She's pretty, more successful at 19 than most of us will ever be, famous, gets invited to all the award shows, has a lot of money and seems to be pretty cool and grounded. A guy would have to be pretty stupid to cheat while dating her, unless it was for one of the following:

Jessica Simpson

Jessica makes this list for two reasons. And it's not the first two things you just thought of. While she is beautiful, she's also not the smartest and she's a bit bigger than Taylor. I've never tried to date two people at once, but I'd imagine it'd be a little bit easier to pull off if one of them was as smart as Jessica. And you have to figure eventually, you're going to get caught and as I know from my Jerry Springer-watching days, this can often lead to a confrontation. Jessica Simpson could easily take Taylor in a fight, which is good because who wants to watch their new girlfriend get beat up by their new ex-girlfriend?

Anne Hathaway

Anne's a classic beauty who goes largely unnoticed by mainstream media. I first noticed her a few months ago when I was watching TV and caught myself flipping back and forth between two of her movies that were showing at the same time.

About three days later, she was everywhere, magazines, late night TV shows, everywhere as she made the rounds to promote "Get Smart". Then she broke up with this guy, so I know she's single. I also know I'd be an upgrade over her last boyfriend.

Rachel McAdams

Do I really have to defend this pick?

Faith Hill

I'm well aware Faith Hill is happily married to some guy and together they have three girls, and while I wouldn't want to play the part of home wrecker, any world Taylor Swift is actually dating me is a world where Faith Hill is also single. And willing to date me. Some times you just gotta have Faith.

Sara Evans

While Faith is a long-time celebrity crush, Sara Evans is a surprise last minute addition to this list. I didn't use to believe in love at first sight, but that changed when I watched Sara walk out onto the stage Friday night. I spent the rest of the concert feeling like a cartoon character with hearts floating around my head totally in love with her. She could have stood up there and sung "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and I wouldn't have cared.

During most concerts, I look at my watch a few times to try to figure out how much longer the artist has left, dreading the moment when the show is over. I didn't look at my watch once Friday night while Sara was on stage. She could have left the stage after one song and I wouldn't care. One look was all I needed.

Jennifer Nettles

I heart Jennifer Nettles. She's the ultimate girl next door. When she sings about having 15 minutes left to throw herself together, I have no doubt she really could throw herself together in 15 minutes with time to spare. When a girl can pull off a white tank top and little to no make up and still look beautiful, you know she's beautiful. The best thing about Jennifer is she doesn't act like she knows she is.

She's a solid writer, isn't afraid to chase her dreams and always looks like she's having a good time while working hard. What's not to like? I'm pretty sure we even share a few dance moves, she however looks a looks a lot better than I do attempting to pull them off.